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Here's a five-song preview of Bug Juice Tonic, the Professor's forthcoming first collection of songs! You might need Flash, HTML5, or some other kind of hocus pocus to hear the songs on this page. You can also hear them on the Professor's Bandcamp and Soundcloud pages.

...and here's a preview of Professor Gum's Euphonious Elixir, the Professor's forthcoming SECOND collection of songs. Again, you might need Flash, HTML5, or some other kind of hocus pocus to hear the songs on this page. You can also hear them by going directly to the Professor's Bandcamp and Soundcloud pages.